Jeeves sets up your personal AI assistant on YOUR hardware, manages everything behind the scenes, and stays on call 24/7 via Telegram. Like hiring a CTO — without the salary.
$500 setup · $97/mo · Cancel anytime
"Very good, sir. I shall have your AI assistant fully operational by this evening."
Jeeves doesn't just set up one AI assistant. Through a personalized interview, he designs and deploys a custom team of AI agents — each one a specialist director running a department of your company.
YOUR AI ORG CHART
🎩 Chief of Staff (Jeeves)
📊 Marketing Director
💰 Finance Director
🔍 Research Director
📋 Operations Director
🏗️ Acquisitions Director
📞 Sales Director
Each director is a specialized AI agent — customized to YOUR business through an interview with Jeeves
Tap the link. No apps, no accounts, no forms. Just say hi to Jeeves.
30 secondsWhat you do, what you want automated, your tech comfort level. He tailors everything to you.
10 minutesCopy, paste, screenshot, confirm. One step at a time. He's seen every error before.
1–3 hoursAnthropic, OpenAI, or free local models. Jeeves explains the tradeoffs. Keys stay on YOUR machine only.
15 minutesTelegram, Slack, Discord, iMessage. Now you have Jeeves (your Chief of Staff) + your own AI assistant.
20 minutesEmail workflows, CRM integration, dashboards, reports. Jeeves helps you build whatever your business needs.
♾ OngoingEverything runs on YOUR machine. We never host, store, or touch your data.
Jeeves is a Telegram bot. He sees only what you send him. Zero access to your machine.
API keys go directly into your terminal. Never typed in chat, never on our servers.
Cancel and there's nothing left. Your chat. Your hardware. Your choice.
Mac Mini vs Studio vs NUC. RAM, thermals, budget. The right pick for your situation.
Install, gateway, services, models, API keys. Zero to running in a single session.
Telegram, Slack, Discord, iMessage, WhatsApp. Your preferred communication interface.
Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Ollama. Real tradeoffs, real benchmarks, honest recommendations.
Send a screenshot. Jeeves has seen it before and knows exactly what to do.
Email, CRM, dashboards, reports. Custom workflows built for your business.
AI on YOUR machine. Maximum privacy.
Both include Jeeves 24/7. Local = max privacy (~$599 Mac Mini). Cloud = zero hardware needed.
HireJeeves was built by a team that runs AI in production every single day — deal analysis, CRM automation, email triage, investor reporting. Jeeves isn't trained on documentation. He's built from thousands of hours of real-world operations.
We built the Chief of Staff we wished we had. Now he's available for everyone.
ChatGPT forgets you every conversation. Jeeves remembers your hardware, your config, where you left off. Built from hundreds of real setups, not documentation.
No. He's a Telegram chatbot — only sees what you send him. Zero access to your machine, files, or config.
That's exactly who Jeeves is for. One step at a time, verified with screenshots, explained in plain English.
Recommended — Mac Mini M4 at $599 is the sweet spot. OpenClaw also runs on Linux.
Pay for a month, get sorted, cancel. No contracts, no guilt trips.
Under 30 seconds, 24/7. Your Chief of Staff never clocks out.
Open Telegram. Say hello. Have your AI running by tonight.
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